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Joke of the Day

"I remember back when I had to charge my Nokia 8210 once every 96 days. My iPhone lost 4% just typing this tweet."

"My alphabet soup is full of typos. Go home Campbells; you're drunk"

"Has Jack Johnson done a TED talk on chillaxing yet?"

"Why is the upcoming Windows OS called Windows 10? Because 7 ate 9..."

"My jokes are still in alpha. Hopefully soon they'll get beta."

"I wonder if mirrors every get tired of having their picture taken."

"Why did the turkey cross the road? Because he's in my belly and he has to go where ever I go from now on..."

"If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted while writing a paper; Id be making money in a weird ass way, man. ~Mitch"

"Send prayers. Laura on Facebook didn't realize she was out of syrup until AFTER the pancakes were made! It's causing quite a stir..."

"Why am I against Donald Trump's wall idea? It will make fleeing to Mexico more difficult when he ruins our country."