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Joke of the Day

"I visited you every day in hospital when you were in a coma. They gave me free wifi & coffee, It was the best 2 months of our married life"

"Why is French person a better team player than a pirate? The pirate says, ""Aye, aye!"" The French says, ""Oui, oui!"""

"Let's do away with the 140-character limit for all, and have each person's limit equal his or her IQ."

"Putting clothes on an animal is like putting on an overcoat over your overcoat."

"Politicians hate each other more than they love America."

"Where do I see myself in 5 years? May 2019. Next question."

"If you don't have anything nice to say come sit closer to me and let's talk about everyone"

"lets play cops & robbers! ok! i'll be robber! i'll be cop! *robber hides* *cop just starts wrestling all the black kids in the neigborhood*"

"Used parachute for sale. Only used once, never been opened."

"female rappers the only flow female rappers have is their menstruation"