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Joke of the Day

"Gene Simmons is giving tongue to a Hamas tunnel. His tongue is so long it comes out at the other end of the tunnel."

"What has 9 arms and sucks? Fed Leapord."

"Wanna hear a racist joke ? Donald Trump"

"I wish there was some sort of idiom to describe how easily I just took that lollipop from that infant."

"Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet? He was looking for Pooh. - *My little brother told me this one; hit me with a little bit of nostalgia.*"

"My local baseball team can't sell beer at the stadium anymore... They lost the opener! [wah wah](http://www.sadtrombone.com/)"

"Why does a cow need a bell? Because its horn doesn't work."

"What was the name of the lumberjack in Al-Quaida? Osama-Been-Loggin'"

"How do you know if a Russian vampire is gay? If Vladimir Putin it in the butt."

"Do you know what ""La Quinta"" means in Spanish? Next to Denny's"