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Joke of the Day
"My uncle found the g-spot once... ...he tells people he lost those two fingers in the war."
Next Joke
"What do we want? Race Car Noises! When do we want them? Neeeeeoooooooowwwww!"
"The cops came to my house claiming my dog chased someone down on a bike! I explained to the idiots that my dog doesn't own a bike."
"What does a man with a big d*ck eat for breakfast? Yeah, I didn't think you'd know..."
"Awesome hanging with yall just real quick can you guys not tag me in the pictures cause a few years ago I accidentally faked my own death"
"I was walking around an art gallery with my wife. ""Does anything in this room get you excited?"" she said, with a cheeky wink. I said, ""Yes, some of the paintings."""
"Two really hot women are walking down the street... when a man who suffers from premature ejaculation comes out of nowhere..."
"Proper punctuation... Proper punctuation is the difference between ""helping your Uncle, Jack, off a horse"" and ""helping your uncle jack off a horse"" It's a classic, but a good one"
"How do you get Reddit to improve their search function? Have CNN report on how bad it is"
"Tell women at the bar you are the lead singer of Train. There's no way they can know your lying."