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Joke of the Day
"What cow produces milk and potatoes Your mother."
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"What does Verizon wireless and abortion clinics have in common? They both have early termination fees"
"What do pirates and pimps both have in common.... ...they both say ""yo ho"" and plunder the bootie! Compliments of my gf :)"
"The reason God calls all of us his children is so he can claim us all as dependents."
"Lady beavers call their vaginas, ""people"""
"What does a Jew do at a coffee shop? Hebrew's coffee"
"Pretty sure Craigslist is just a secret genetics lab and they send out their failed experiments to come pick up the stuff you sell there."
"It's better to have loved and lost than to notice a typo after you've already hit ""send."""
"Why was Luke Skywalker banned from all the local pubs... He used excessive force"
"How do you say virgin in German? Goodandtight"