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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a basketball player and a mexican? Nothing, they both run, jump, shoot and steal."

"If you have bladder problems. Urine trouble."

"If you don't wear a body wallet to bed with all your cash in it, you aren't really raising teens."

"What do you tell a girl with two black eyes? Nothing, you already told her twice."

"Two Hydrogens walk into a bar and spot an Oxygen Feeling adventurous, they approach her and ask ""Hey baby, can we interest you in a waterway?"""

"Whats worse than eating 10 oysters out of your girlfriends vagina? Realising you only put 9 in"

"You say ""tomato"", I say ""flamingo"". I also put goldfish in my armpits. My opinion should be ignored."

"Why did the bandit from Burma vote for Trump and Hillary to be the primary candidates? Because, Master Wayne, some men just want to watch the world burn."

"What do natural gas and sadists have in common? They're both propane."

"I was sad because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet. So I said, ""Got any shoes you're not using?"""