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Joke of the Day
"I don't know why people dislike roman Numerals. I, for one, like them."
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"My roommate has a red face all the time. He says it's because of a skin condition but I think he's secretly appropiating native American culture."
"72 What is 72? 69 with 3 people watching!"
"There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who know binary, those who don't, and those who didn't expect this to be in base 3."
"I can produce silver just by sniffing. Smelt it with my own nose. **I'll show myself out**"
"What do fish call a submarine? Unidentified Floating Object"
"What is the most breathless thing on television ? The Pink Panter Show !"
"Girls can be so ungrateful sometimes... I made breakfast in bed for her and instead of saying ""Thank you"", she was all shouty like ""How the hell did you get in my house...?"""
"I recently learned how to read the stars and they tell me where I am going. Currently towards 52.1N, 6.4E."
"Taken 3 ~ It All Ends Here Taken 4 ~ Listen, We're Just As Surprised As You Are Taken 5 ~ Whaaaaat!? Yep..."