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"72 What is 72? 69 with 3 people watching!"
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"How do you pick up a smokin' hot Jewish girl? Broom and a Dustpan."
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"A hipster burnt his tongue Drinking coffee before it was cool."
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"Why did the black med student wait all day at the rear entrance of the student cafeteria? Because his professor told his class they were going to spend the entire next day at a bacteria conference."
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