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Joke of the Day

"There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who know binary, those who don't, and those who didn't expect this to be in base 3."

"How do you make 5 pounds of ugly fat really attractive? Put a nipple on it!"

"What do you say to Jennifer Anniston after she has been stabbed? So noone told you knife was gonna be this way?"

"""You the bomb!"" ""No you the bomb!"" A compliment in America, an argument in the middle east."

"How much does the economist-turned-prostitute charge for a blowjob? $200, possibly more if you account for inflation."

"What's the difference between half a dozen dicks and the truth? You can't handle the truth."

"Injections are just like your wedding night A little prick and then it's all over"

"There is a fine line between a numerator and a denominator.* *Only a fraction of you will understand this."

"Did you hear that Henry Ford wrote a book? The driving point is that it's auto-biographical."

"I always cry after sex. God, I fcuking hate prison!!!!!!!"