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Joke of the Day
"What do fish call a submarine? Unidentified Floating Object"
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"Jack and jill Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water. Jack had a shock and a mouthful of cock because Jills real name was Randy."
"A man goes in to the doctor's for a checkup... The doctor says ""Let's get started, shall we? Why don't you take your clothes off and put them over there... Next to mine."""
"Experimental Music sounds like a cool idea until you realize that the experiment is how bad something can be, and still be called music."
"In his college years Jesus could turn oregano into weed"
"Yes officer, the person who robbed me was a woman 25-30, at least 5'9, a brunette and definitely single. Can you arrange a line up please"
"There is no way alcohol kills more people than it creates"
"Have you heard about the new Web MD zodiac? All the signs say Cancer."
"A funny knock knock joke I've heard awhile ago... *knock* *knock* who's there? Doctor Doctor who? ...exactly!"
"Having a crush is weird bc one minute you're a normal person and then out of nowhere you're like damn I wanna bake that boy a pie"