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Joke of the Day

"Taken 3 ~ It All Ends Here Taken 4 ~ Listen, We're Just As Surprised As You Are Taken 5 ~ Whaaaaat!? Yep..."

"What's another name for semen? (w)Hole Milk!! :D"

"My friend told me to stop singing Wonderwall... ...I said maybe."

"Cop failed me on the sobriety test even tho I not only touched my nose like he asked but went on & totally nailed the rest of the macarena."

"Which villain did Batman face when he suffered a fatal masturbation accident? Deathstroke."

"What's E.T short for? ...'cause he's got little legs"

"My wife told me to go out and come back with something that made her look sexy. I came back drunk."

"""Dude, this is so awesome, I can use my $300 smart phone as a flashlight"". - Why we'll be speaking Chinese in 50 years."

"Sometimes I wish real world conversation had a 140 character limit."

"What idiot called it Airport Facilities Maintenance and not Hangar Management?"