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Joke of the Day
"What is the most breathless thing on television ? The Pink Panter Show !"
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"The first rule of tautology club ... is the first rule of tautology club"
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"Two fish swim into a concrete wall ""Dam"""
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"A mayfly walks into a bar. The bartender asks: ""Why don't you fly?"" The mayfly responds: ""Because it's not May, you fucking idiot"""
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"I dislike the term haterade. I say hater-juicebox instead."
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