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Joke of the Day

"I recently learned how to read the stars and they tell me where I am going. Currently towards 52.1N, 6.4E."

"Prove im not a robot by typing the wierd letters? um PRove your not a robot! i can see u computer yoU are a robot and this is my website now"

"Mel Gibson, Randy Quaid and Charlie Sheen walk into a bar. I don't know what the punchline is, but I'm pretty sure the cops are showing up."

"What does a pregnant teenager and her baby have in common? They both thought ""my Mom's gonna kill me."""

"I will force my way into an inside joke and kill the fun before I let two people laugh about something I don't get."

"How many Viet Nam vets does it take to change a light bulb? You don't know? That's right, you *don't* know, because you weren't there, man!"

"I've always been bad at studying for tests.. ...but recently I noticed I work a lot harder while listening to the 50 shades of Grey soundtrack"

"Really racist joke ""They say that black is the absence of light, but really it's the absence of a father."""

"Apart from designers, what profession is the best at making clothes? Biologists, they work with genes all the time."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? Some insensitive asshole was tapping it to certain death on his iPhone."