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Joke of the Day

"On average, an American man will have sex two to three times a week; whereas a Japanese man will have sex only one or two times a year. This is upsetting news to me. I had no idea I was Japanese."

"First Date: ""So, tell me something no one else knows about you."" Well, my wife thinks I'm at the movies and you think I'm single."

"Did you hear about the 50yo who couldn't deliver a baby? She was having a midwife crisis."

"How is Donald Trump going to improve American produce? He is going to make American grapes again."

"What was wrong with Han Solo's ""Hanburgers""? They were really Chewie!"

"Who sang at the funeral of those who died in a railroads arson? Adele. Some one set fire to the train"

"They say choose a major you love and you'll never work a day in your life... because that field probably isn't hiring."

"Forget the wheel.... ...Jesus take my final!"

"Q: What is lemonade? A: When you help an old lemon across the street."

"How do depressed frogs die? They Kermit suicide."