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Joke of the Day
"Forget the wheel.... ...Jesus take my final!"
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"[Hot Wheels cars zooming through entire house] ""I SWEAR TO GOD KAREN IF YOU DISCONNECT ANY PART OF THIS TRACK I'M DIVORCING YOU"""
"This will immediately prove if your racist or prejudice What do you call a black man on the moon........................... .........AN ASTRONAUT YOU RACIST"
"Doctor doctor No one believes a word I say. Tell me the truth now what's your REAL problem?"
"What did the cannibal say to his co-worker? You should stop by later. The missus and I are having people for dinner."
"Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory."
"What do you call two Filipino pilots? A pair of pliers"
"I cant English good? I prefer to speaking to writing on paper so that my grammar isn't as tearable."
"What a gay guy's favorite type of medicine A Suppository."
"I've been studying Israeli army martial arts. I now know 16 different ways to kick a Palestinian woman in the back."