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Joke of the Day

"Who sang at the funeral of those who died in a railroads arson? Adele. Some one set fire to the train"

"What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? We need to get some support, before people think we're nuts!"

"23% of traffic accidents involve cell phone use, but 77% do NOT involve cell phone use. Statistics don't lie. It's safer to use your phone."

"You say, ""POE-TAY-TOE."" I say, essential ingredient for a distilled spirit."

"Black guys like thick thighs Cuz they hate apart thighs."

"Recognize an old gay How can you recognize an worn out gay guy ? When you pat him on the shoulder, he shits his pants."

"What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take my shoes off before jumping on a trampoline"

"A guy travelling [sic] with his parrot... http://i.imgur.com/rTeps.jpg"

"Recently, my grandfather told me his so glad that he is married... because he hated finishing his own sentences when he was single."

"What do Stephan Harper and pennies have in common? They're both useless in Canada."