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Joke of the Day
"How do depressed frogs die? They Kermit suicide."
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"Just met John & Jane Doe and their lovely children Play, Tornay, Potay and Alfred."
"What's the worst part about 9/11? getting your reddit jokes downvoted 14 years later because everyone is a crybaby cunt"
"Started as a twitter crush, moved on to twitter boyfriend, now he's my twitter husband. Honeymooning on Google+ so we can be alone."
"Here's the one way to avoid clickbait (screw the other OP!). [Click here for the truth!](http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/2tjg13/heres_the_one_way_to_avoid_clickbait_screw_the/)"
"What do you feel when there's no more coffee? Depresso."
"The trick that will stop you from crying every time you cut an onion- Stop getting so damned attached to onions."
"""How did the blind girl explain her pregnancy?"" She said she didn't see him coming"
"By Putting the Punchline in the Title How do you screw up a joke?"
"Why did the cat get arrested for playing a violin? Because it was a kitty fiddler."