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Joke of the Day

"What was wrong with Han Solo's ""Hanburgers""? They were really Chewie!"

"How do you spell hypocrisy? R-E-L-I-G-I-O-N"

"If God wanted you in church all morning, why did he invent fun?"

"Whenever I weigh myself, I always subtract 10 pounds. I don't think boobs, brains, and an ass this fabulous should count against me."

"Have you heard that Eskimos eat whale meat and blubber? Well, you'd blubber too if you had to eat whale meat."

"Whenever you feel sad, just remember that somewhere in this world There is an idiot pulling a door that says ""Push"""

"Three friends were casually talking. -I bumped into my Russian friend yesterday -Vladislav? -Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more!"

"Did you hear about the Oklahoma idiot who married an American Indian? They had a baby and wanted to name it to reflect both races. So they called it Running Dummy."

"At the end of each day, life should ask us, Do you want to save the changes?'"

"If your Uncle Jack was stuck on the horse... Would you help your uncle jack off the horse?"