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Joke of the Day
"Q: What is lemonade? A: When you help an old lemon across the street."
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"I asked my secretary if she new the difference between a blow job and lunch she said no, so I offer to take her out to ""lunch""."
"A guy wire is holding a pole... ...the pole is 10 meters tall, the wire makes a 48^o angle from the ground and the very tip is 7 meters from the pole. How long until the feminists arrive?"
"My dad's favorite composer is Beethoven's little brother... Covetoven. Get it? DO YOU?"
"What could you do if you were on a desert island without food or water? Open your watch: drink from the spring and eat the sand which is (sandwiches) there."
"My idiot friend wanted to get into porn. He heard that the camera adds ten pounds."
"Walked into a spider web and did an hour of tai chi in five seconds."
"They say 1 in 5 people now live next door to a child molester. Can you believe that?? We'll not me, I live next to 2 smokin' hot 12 year olds!"
"What was the Sci-fi remake of A Streetcar Named Desire? InterSTELLLLLLLAAAAAAAR"
"Thank you, social media, for sometimes filling the emptiness you've created in our lives."