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Joke of the Day
"New research A new research suggests that idiots look for a joke in everything."
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"I'll never understand the appeal of TV shows about food. To me that's like listening to the Victoria Secret Fashion Show on the radio."
"If 2 wrongs don't make a right, what do 2 rights make? An airplane."
"I bet The Flintstones make those guys at PETA furious."
"Save some A's for the rest of the animal kingdom, aardvarks."
"be careful tonight honey, guys ur age only want one thing.... sports. so b careful not to look too much like sports out there"
"What pokemon spys on you while he has a cold? Peek achoo!"
"Potty humor... Have you ever taken a shit that smelled so bad, you had to re-evaluate your lifestyle? I either need to become a vegetarian, or do a colon cleanse with holy water."
"Just had a really enlightening yoga session! LOLJK! I'm drinking warm whiskey out of a water bottle designed for hamsters."
"Give a man a jacket And he'll be warm for the winter. Teach a man to jacket and he'll never leave the house."