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Joke of the Day

"Potty humor... Have you ever taken a shit that smelled so bad, you had to re-evaluate your lifestyle? I either need to become a vegetarian, or do a colon cleanse with holy water."

"I now pronounce you slowly and phonetically."

"How does an atom with bad grammar respond to an order? I on it."

"they say that if you play nickelback backwards, it's devil worship... But even worse, if you play it forwards it's nickelback"

"Why did the hobbit go vegan? Because MEAT IS MORDOR!"

"Scientists have discovered a Gene that makes women more receptive to threesomes It's a recessive gene though, so both parents have to not love her for the trait to manifest."

"Tried to eskimo kiss my girl last night... but she wasn't inuit."

"What did the Australian sea captain announce when he decided to wank with both arms? All hands on deck"

"If it weren't for physics and law enforcement, I'd be unstoppable."

"What does a blonde owl say? Why!"