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Joke of the Day
"If 2 wrongs don't make a right, what do 2 rights make? An airplane."
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"My parents are visiting. So I pretty much know how much gas costs everywhere"
"Olympic Rowing ...literally is taking place in sewage."
"LIFE is just a game of Monopoly and RISK."
"Do you wanna hear an Ebola joke? You probably won't get it."
"Excuses are like assholes... Fuck 'em"
"What's the same about Mexican and Black people? Once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal. (Sorry if you're offended, I love all races.)"
"Not Wally, Not Wally, Not Wally, Not Wally, Not Wally,Not Wally... *from the Where's Wally Audiobook*"
"How many syllables does the word ""Gloria"" have? CATHOLICS: 18"
"My doctor told me not to lift anything heavy for a few weeks. So I have to sit when I pee now."