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Joke of the Day

"I'll never understand the appeal of TV shows about food. To me that's like listening to the Victoria Secret Fashion Show on the radio."

"What do you get if you cross a vampire and a circus entertainer ? Something that goes straight for the juggler !"

"So Hillary Clinton recently said half of Tump's supporters are a ""Basket of deplorables"". Next Trump will respond saying: ""Half of Hillary's supporters are deportables"""

"What do you call a line at a Vietnamese restaurant? A pho queue"

"What is the most commonly used phrase at a gay bar? Can I push your stool in?"

"things I hate 1. lists 2. hypocrisy"

"I like pressing f5. It's so refreshing."

"You wanna know how to intrigue someone? I'll tell you tomorrow."

"How did the knight know that his armor was made in China? He found a chink in it."

"What's the difference between illegal and unlawful? One is against the law, the other is a sick bird."