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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the kidnapping at the pre-school? He woke up."

"Forrest Gump wasn't a retard. He was just raised in Philly"

"He used to be Hand Solo Then he gave Leia the D."

"Why does Trump only use a laptop computer? Because of the small keyboard."

"Reflection vs Refraction the point at which I realize how lucky I am to not have an Asian professor."

"Why the young tailor couldn't finish his father's pants? Because he had no pocket money."

"'Active' shower gel because I have no idea what active smells like."

"Son dad joke Grandpa - you should try this. It's out of this world Son - sorry grandpa I don't like food from space. He's 8"

"Don't take a leaf out of my book I use leaves as bookmarks."

"Common courtesy: don't bring McDonalds French fries on the plane unless you bring enough for everybody."