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Joke of the Day
"What pokemon spys on you while he has a cold? Peek achoo!"
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"Q: How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb? A: None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark."
"I like my men like I like my tea in little disposable bags"
"What do you call an atheist bone? A blasfemur."
"My fashion sense has been described as ""They probably won't let you in like that"" and ""Are those your pajamas?"""
"She got a big booty so I call her Ashley because that's her real name and I don't objectify women."
"What do you call an unemployed rasta? Jah bless"
"Boss: I'm following you on Twitter. Me: Sweet! 'Nother follower! [Days later] Me: Oh wait. Shit."
"A man gets pulled over for speeding. The cop comes to the driver's window, takes a few sniffs and says ""Sir, have you been drinking?"" The driver says ""I SWEAR TO DRUNK, I'M NOT GOD!"""
"What is the best method of separating juice? by concentration."