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Joke of the Day

"If you weigh a whale at a whale weigh station, where do you weigh a pie? Somewhere over the rainbow, weigh a pie."

"What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels."

"Did you hear the one with the baby that had AIDS? Never gets old."

"I have no problem with Capital Punishment in theory.... I just have problems with its execution."

"Many people think a pirates favourite letter is R. It's actually the C"

"Of all the things Dave misses his Mother-in-laws virginity the most."

"Oh crap, I just realized I've been posting to Friendster for the last month."

"There is no ""i"" in ""team,"" but there is a lot of ""alcohol"" in my ""fridge"" because I enjoy abusing my liver."

"How did the farmer find his daughter? He Tractor."

"Knock knock.... (Who's there?) Ellen Pao's Resume."