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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear the one with the baby that had AIDS? Never gets old."

"What's green and has wheels? The grass. I lied about the wheels."

"What kind of wine does ISIS drink? White Infidel."

"Why is Ireland the richest country in the world? ...her capital has been Dublin for years"

"What's the difference between a beer and a down syndrome kid? If you end up with a badly poured beer you can blow it's head off."

"I like my Starbucks like I like my slaves Free"

"*slams table WHY DID VILLAINS FROM SCOOBY-DOO ASSUME THEY'D GET AWAY WITH ANYTHING IF NOT FOR MEDDLING KIDS THEY GOT CAUGHT BY A STONED DOG"

"Feeling tired as you struggle to get through the day? There's a nap for that."

"An Englishman starts his own business in Afganistan He is making land mines that look like prayer mats! He is doing quite well! Profits are going through the roof!"

"Have you heard of the new Divorced Barbie Doll? It comes with all of Ken's stuff!"