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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear the one with the baby that had AIDS? Never gets old."
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"Mozart killed all his chickens.. he had asked them who the best composer was, and they kept saying "" Bach! Bach! Bach!"
"What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta"
"I like my women like I like my coffee Tied up in a sack and thrown on the back of a donkey!"
"If I got $1 every time a woman said I was't her type, I could lead in the Republican Primary polls."
"I lost my job at the hospital today for sexual assault.... It's not my fault that they put up a sign that said, 'stroke patients downstairs'."
"Sorry I faked a seizure at your party but my phone's battery dropped to 10%, you wouldn't stop talking and I had to go so I could charge it."
"sometimes i get frustrated because u cant put numbers in caps 12 am I screaming? you'll never know"
"Today's weather is perfect for running around with your top down. But these kids at Trader Joe's act like they've never seen nipples before"
"(bad joke) What's the best vegetable for stepping on when you get out of the shower? A toe-mat-o."