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Joke of the Day
"I have no problem with Capital Punishment in theory.... I just have problems with its execution."
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"What do you call Mussolini's flying saucer? A dictator ship."
"Waiter! Oh Waiter! Yes, I`d like to know if I have earned any CashBack Reward`sTM with the purchase of my farm fresh miniature cucumber plate"
"Life is like a box of chocolates If you're fat it's not going to last long."
"[PAPARAZZI] Bugs Bunny is it true u were shot by Elmer Fudd [BB]sips drink that's ridiculous water shoots out of holes No more questions"
"New Neighbor: Hi, I'm Derek; I moved in downstairs. Me: I'm Spencer; I'll be looking in your window and judging your decorating choices."
"A cop stopped a guy for speeding... He said, ""I have been waiting all day for someone like you."" And the guy answered, ""That's why I wanted to be here as fast as possible !"""
"Why didn't the elephant eat the banana?"
"Websites that automatically play music are like strangers who try to talk to you on a plane."
"Why do we rub ourselves To rubadubdbub"