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Joke of the Day
"Many people think a pirates favourite letter is R. It's actually the C"
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"""Be strong"" I whisper to my coffee."
"I started to work at a seafood buffet... ...but then I pulled a mussel."
"Spanish joke... Un pez dijo al otro pez, ""Que hace tu padre?"" Nada"
"What's the difference between what Bill Cosby did and rape? I can't remember."
"A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it as long as you want but it won't go anywhere."
"How do mermaids have babies? Sea-sections"
"Why don't Jehovah's witnesses celebrate Halloween? They don't appreciate strangers coming up to their door."
"The sauciest 1% of Americans are saucier than the bottom 95% combined."
"truth is, nobody can parkour better than squirrels.. nobody"