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Joke of the Day

"There is no ""i"" in ""team,"" but there is a lot of ""alcohol"" in my ""fridge"" because I enjoy abusing my liver."

"Dude the goverment isn't spying on you. You're not interesting *meanwhile in a secret base* ""dont let him say that to you. You're amazing"""

"Son, you're kind of like rapunzel. But instead of letting your hair down you let everyone in your life down."

"Which sports team honors the true spirit of Thanksgiving? The Redskins"

"In Hell, all of your Google searches post directly to your social media accounts."

"I was drinking at a bar so i took the bus home Seemed like a good idea at the time but i've never driven a bus before..."

"Did you hear about that free-range astrophysicist buffalo? His name was Neil. Neil da Grass-fed Bison."

"What's the difference between meat and chicken? If you beat your chicken it dies."

"Due to my obsessive reading I have a wonderful vocabulary of words I can't use in conversation, because I don't know how to pronounce them."

"10 Ways to disguise Click Bait! Edit:Thnx for the gold stranger :)"