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Joke of the Day

"What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels."

"Have you ever smelled mothballs? How'd you get their teeny legs apart?"

"Man comes home early and catches his wife in bed with another man. husband says ""What the hell is going on here?"" Wife turns to the man and says ""Told you he was stupid."""

"Why Chinese vet never hungry? Dog have rice."

"Did you hear about that guy who got the entire left side of his body cut off? Yeah but he is all right now"

"FDA should require Starbucks baristas/cashiers to be calorie counters. ""Here's change of 50 and that's 1,073 calories of your Venti Frap."""

"What does a donkey say? It says ""Hey Shrek, whats up?"" (I was 9 when i made this okay)"

"Why the USA get silver in synchronized diving? Because Steele Johnson always comes second."

"Have you heard the news about corduroy pillows? They're making headlines!"

"i'm going to sell a drink called ""responsibly"" so after every liquor ad when they say ""drink responsibly"" hey free advertising boom i win"