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Joke of the Day
"What is Donald Trump's favorite album? The Wall"
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"What is a pirate's favorite pokemon? Arrrriados"
"Two eggs boiling in a pan, one male and one female... The female egg says ""Oh my, look, I've got a crack"" ""No good telling me"" replies the male egg, ""I'm not even hard yet"""
"When discussing political party views in government today, my teacher asked ""How would a conservative view pornography?"" I muttered ""in high definition"" and now apparently *I'm wrong*"
"What is this superb owl of which you speak?"
"Who doesn't like to sit in front of the fire? A Snowman."
"Whats the difference between light and hard? You can sleep with a light on."
"3 guys walked into a bar but one ducked"
"I'm sorry you're breaking up [static sound] I'm about to go through a tunnel. Dad, we're right in front of you Uh..... go ask your mom."
"[feeding baby Malaysian food] ""Here comes the plane"" *makes plane noises* *spoon just disappears*"