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Joke of the Day
"What is a pirate's favorite pokemon? Arrrriados"
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"Why can't Mexicans play Uno? Because they steal all the green cards."
"I have 2 missed calls from my mother. I think it's safe to say that by now there's a rescue team out there looking for me."
"Kids go as the devil and bigfoot on Halloween all the time, but I go as a pedophile and suddenly I'm a weirdo."
"Why do men finish first during sex? Because Adam came before Eve!"
"Rosetta Stone should make software for whatever valley girl language my 16-year old stepdaughter speaks."
"A conversation between 3 partially deaf elderly men. Elder 1: It's windy! Elder 2: No, it's thursday! Elder 3: Right, let's all get a cuppa tea shall we?"
"What is black and white and black and white and black and white? A Newcastle fan rolling down a hill!"
"A musician, a lumberjack, and a mathematician were in a room together... They made a log-rhythm."
"Scientists say they are working on bringing back the wholly mammoth. But at what cost? ...per pound?"