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Joke of the Day
"""A man in a wheelchair walks into the room..."" Um, teacher? (*true story, just happened!*)"
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"Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet? He was looking for Pooh. - *My little brother told me this one; hit me with a little bit of nostalgia.*"
"What's a terrorists favorite sports team? The new York jets."
"I feel old whenever someone tells me they were born in the 90's."
"I read the terms and conditions."
"Hunting should only be legal if the animals are allowed to use weapons as well. I just want to see a bear with a sniper rifle."
"WHAT DO THE TEENAGERS CALL...... What do the teenagers call the Asian red light district? Vachina Town"
"Can a ninja kill you with a hidden bladed circle of metal? Shuriken"
"Studies have shown horses exposed to marijuana are less stable and unsafe to ride. So get off your high horse."
"Why do hamburgers feel sad at barbecues? They get to meet their old flames!"