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Joke of the Day
"Who doesn't like to sit in front of the fire? A Snowman."
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"Sure, your carpenter could turn water into wine, Father. Now let ME tell you about a plumber who can increase his size by eating mushrooms."
"An atheist, a vegan and a femenist walked into a bar. And everyone knew it instantly."
"How did Mace die? Through the Windu."
"My doctor told me a joke the other day he left me in stitches."
"The wife's insisting I quit my job, because she thinks it's cruel we've started testing our new products on rabbits. She's got a point, I suppose... I work in a hammer factory."
"Why do dwarfs always laugh when they are playing football? Because the grass tickles there balls"
"I hate corporate lingo. Stuff like ""core competency"" or ""design out the problem"" or ""I'm gonna need you to go ahead and do some work today"""
"I would've been terrible in 50 Shades because the second a guy said ""I don't do romance"" I would laugh and be like NOBODY SAYS THAT BYE"
"A prankster draws glasses on all the photos In Lois Lanes family photo album... Lois Lane: ""this is not my family photo album!"""