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Joke of the Day
"What is this superb owl of which you speak?"
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"So a celebrity fired a gun at someone today She was a shooting star"
"Can February March? No. But April May. yep."
"How many Freudians does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to change the bulb and the other to hold the penis, father, ladder I mean."
"Never date a girl with lots of baggage They'll travel too much, you will never get to see them."
"News: German diver receives a 0.0 score. Apparently, Olympic judges don't appreciate cannon balls."
"When you do squats, are your knees supposed to sound like a goat chewing on an aluminum can stuffed with celery?"
"How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? By rearranging the furniture."
"Why should you never let a panda into a chemistry lab? Because it will create pandamonium"
"What do you get when you add 2 apples to 3 apples? A senior high school math problem."