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Joke of the Day
"3 guys walked into a bar but one ducked"
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"""Is Phil coming tonight?"" ""Phil Smith or Phil that has the eyesight of a bird?"" *suddenly a man runs face first into the sliding glass door*"
"What did Ernie say to Bert when he asked for ice cream? Sure, Bert!"
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"Did you hear about the accountant that audited the greengrocer? Sure was a turnip for the books"
"cute girl just saw me try to walk and drink water at the same time so dating her is off the table now"
"Why did the GameCube controller get off the boat? Because he got a little c-stick."
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"Funny pick up line Are you from Japan? Because I want to get in Japanese!"
"#BLM is like frosting gotta beat some whites to stay real"