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Joke of the Day

"Apparently if your girlfriend or wife ever says ""if anything happens to me, I want you to meet someone new...."" ""anything"" doesn't include getting stuck in traffic."

"If straight people use Tinder, what do Germans use? Hitler"

"How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless it's a black bulb then he calls for backup."

"Asian gangs, also known as study groups.."

"Coworker: What's so funny M: Twitter Cw: Oh! I'm on there, what's your @ M: I meant twizzlers.. Cw: You're looking at your phone. M:..."

"I went to the Reddit restaurant All of its servers were busy..."

"[beach] [a foot washes up] [next, a boot] [I combine them] [more parts arrive] [I keep building] [I stand back] ME: Oh no..you?! HITLER: Yep"

"What's yellow and smells of bananas? Monkey sick"

"George Bush and his son like to refer to each other as ""41"" and ""43."" I don't know why they'd be so proud of IQ's that low."

"Welcome to Plastic Surgery Anonymous I see a lot of new faces here and I'm very disappointed."