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Joke of the Day
"Welcome to Plastic Surgery Anonymous I see a lot of new faces here and I'm very disappointed."
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"They say real men hunt their food, which is why I throw a spear through the box of pasta before letting it bleed out in my shopping cart."
"What was Whitney Houston's favourite kind of co-ordination? Haaaaannnnndd eeeyyyyyyeeeeee"
"I saw Kony kissing Santa Claus"
"What instant coffee and Sasha Grey have in common? 3 in 1"
"I have this thing where I like to take a crap with the door open. Unfortunately, not everyone at Starbucks feels the same way."
"Mission Impossible Six announced. Will be their hardest mission yet... Getting a job in this economy."
"What gives a ghost the right to haunt people? A haunting license"
"Not to sound like a broken record, but moooon rivrivrivrivriver."
"What did fruit loops say when launching their product to compete with cheerios? Toucan play at that game"