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Joke of the Day

"Welcome to Plastic Surgery Anonymous I see a lot of new faces here and I'm very disappointed."

"A committee is twelve men doing the work of one."

"Did you hear the one about Bernie Sanders? Probably not, the /r/politics mods deleted it before anyone saw."

"It's that pottery scene from Ghost except it's me standing behind the Subway sandwich artist helping him make my sandwich."

"How do deaf mathematicians communicate? Sine language!"

"I know that I have an attitude problem But I just don't care"

"I really hate campfires... Just Kindling."

"Why does iron man have a vagina? Because he's a Fe male"

"How many Grateful Dead fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just wait for it to burn out and follow it around the country for 20 years."

"A feminist asked me how I view lesbians In HD was apparently not the correct answer."