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Joke of the Day
"I went to the Reddit restaurant All of its servers were busy..."
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"Are you cold? Come sit in the corner, it's 90 degrees."
"What do you get when you cross a Texas Aggie with an ape? A retarded ape."
"[phone rings] ""Is your refrigerator running?"" *looks over at fridge holding a lighter up to a spoon* ""I don't know what he's doing anymore."""
"whats the secret service of Australia called? M8"
"Hey Pringles, It's time to widen the can. Your core demographic isn't exactly thin-wristed. Thank you!"
"Everyone seems worried about global warming and world hunger... ...but the real crisis is that one day elderly drivers will know how to text."
"Customer: Why do you own a hot dog stand when you draw and write? Me: Wanna buy my book? Them: No. Me: That's why I own a hot dog stand."
"I dropped my soap in the shower. On purpose. Nothing happened. You guys are full of it."
"How do you stop your dog from humping your leg? You suck his dick. How can you tell your dogs gay? His dick tastes like shit."