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Joke of the Day

"George Bush and his son like to refer to each other as ""41"" and ""43."" I don't know why they'd be so proud of IQ's that low."

"What do you call a couch stuffed with chic peas? ... a hummus-sectional ba dum tish! I know that was bad. Please blame my boyfriend, he thought of it."

"If Joffrey Baratheon was anymore inbred... he'd be a sandwich."

"What's the difference between a lentil and a chickpea? Trump wouldn't pay $1000 to have a lentil on his face. #watersportsgate #goldenshower"

"How do you spot Will Smith in a snowstorm? You look for the fresh prints."

"What do blondes and the Bermuda Triangle have in common? They both swallow seamen."

"I never thought I'd be drowning in a river. I think I was in the Nile"

"Anti-Jokes So a horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, ""Why the long face?"" The horse says, ""My wife is dying of terminal cancer."""

"It's all fun and games until HR sends an email with ""Your Twitter Account"" in the subject line."

"Have you guys heard about the new restaurant on the moon? Early critics say the food is good, but there's no atmosphere."