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Joke of the Day

"How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless it's a black bulb then he calls for backup."

"I don't go on Facebook much so Dave, if you're seeing this, thanks for the invite to your 2007 New Year's party, hope you had fun dude."

"A photon checks into a hotel... A photon checks into a hotel and the porter asks him if he has any luggage. Photon replies: ""No, I'm traveling light"""

"""Brian did you remove some of the thread from your shirt logo?"" Me: [clearly enjoying people calling me the Hug Boss] what? No probably not"

"Do you know about the constantly airborne bird species native to Holland? It Netherlands."

"People in love use phrases like ""takes my breath away"" and ""swept me off my feet"". I think they're confusing love with attempted murder."

"If you don't know what an prefix is, don't worry. It's not the end of the word."

"Do you know what the real letdown about John Glenns death is? It's the second time that Yuri Gagarin beat him to it."

"What's a pirates favorite letter? You may have thought 'Rrrr', but it's really the C"

"When your body is a solid 10 But your intro and conclusion need work"