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Joke of the Day
"If straight people use Tinder, what do Germans use? Hitler"
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"The technical term for the very bottom of a banana is the ""bananus""."
"""Nwbdy tellsh mwe wht to dwo"", I say through a mouthful of cardboard, giving a middle finger to ""remove pizza from box before consumption""."
"I emailed Hillary that to secure a win, she had to pick Bernie as VP. I guess she deleted it."
"What size lumber is used to build homes in Dubai? Dubai fours"
"My GF was annoyed with me and asked me to stop singing Wonderwall Then I said Maybe"
"Swimming Pool Joke Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water."
"You can tell a lot about a person by the type of car they drive. For example, if they drive a Taxi, they're probably a cab driver."
"If I had a dollar for every woman that thought I was ugly... Eventually they wouldn't think I was ugly."
"Lindt have done well this Christmas They've made a killing"