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Joke of the Day
"What did the mother say to the pedophile at the beach? ""Get out of my sun!"""
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"When do hamburgers most enjoy watching TV? During PRIME time!"
"My friend went to mime school... Haven't heard from him since. HAHAHALOLOLOO SO FUNNY SOMEONE PLZ KILL ME"
"My mother went missing in Vietnam during the war... Momma MIA!"
"For the last time, I don't have any secret prison camps. Anyone who doesn't believe me will be sent to a secret prison camp."
"I'm trying to stop... I'm trying to stop masturbating. It's really hard."
"What fruits do vampires eat? Blood oranges."
"I saw my brother kiss my uncle today. I'm starting to think he's relatively gay."
"What do you call two homeless men hitting each other with cardboard? Pillow fight"
"I started working for a company that made hinges It really opened a lot of doors for me"