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Joke of the Day
"What did the mother say to the pedophile at the beach? ""Get out of my sun!"""
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"I like my friends like I like my coffee... I gave it up for lent"
"Two bacteria walk into a bar. The bartender says, ""We don't serve bacteria here."" And the bacteria says, *""But we work here. We're staph.""*"
"Three Old Nuns... Three Old Nuns are sitting on a park bench, when a man runs up and flashes them. Two of them have a stroke... The other one can't reach."
"What did King Trident say when he stepped in the whale poop? OH CARP!!!"
"I'm unsure whether I like my beard. But it's growing on me."
"""IT'S A BOY!"" I shouted. ""A BOY! I DON'T BELIEVE IT, IT'S A BOY!"" And with tears streaming down my face, I swore I'd never visit another Thai Brothel..."
"Who sits on Cinderella's keyboard? Buttons."
"Women, should start bragging about their size like men do. For example, I happen to be hung like a Tic-Tac."