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"How do mathematicians solve constipation? They just work it out with a pencil!"
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"The first rule of Thesaurus Club is you do not talk about, name, hint at, refer to, discuss, or mention Thesaurus Club."
"2 Wind Turbines walk into a bar... The first says, ""What kind of music do you like?"" The second says, ""I'm a heavy metal fan."""
"No YOU let your kid think he could turn the traffic lights green with his mind powers until he was 10 yrs old!"
"Don't be a racist! Be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, created by Japanese people, who speaks English and looks like a Mexican. Oh and he jumps like a Black man and grabs coins like a Jew."
"Delete me , Poke me, Like me, Limit me ..The choice is yours... Facebook, where no one really gives a fuck!!"
"Why do high school girls always travel in odd numbers? Because they can't evennn..."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bab ! Bab who ? Bab Boone is a real ape !"
"Why does a chicken coupe only have two doors? If it had four it'd be a chicken sedan!"
"How many karma whores does it take to change a lightbulb? When this gets 500 upvotes, I'll tell you the answer."