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Joke of the Day

"My friend went to mime school... Haven't heard from him since. HAHAHALOLOLOO SO FUNNY SOMEONE PLZ KILL ME"

"Whats the difference between jam and jelly? You can't jelly your dick down someones throat."

"Winter is like the Justin Bieber of seasons... It was kind of cute and exciting when it first started out, now its a bit obnoxious and should probably just stay in Canada."

"What do a pedophiles hopes and bingo have in common? B7...B7..."

"A black man walked into the bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bar man asks, ""Whoa, cool. Where did you get him?"" The parrot says, ""Africa! There are loads of them running around!"""

"I am liking the people from Finland They always finish"

"There are 10 types of people in the world Those who understand binary and those who don't"

"How do you milk an almond?"

"How do you stop a North Korean tank? Shoot the guy driving the cardboard box."

"I measured your Mother's resistance to being accelerated by a force. The answer was massive."