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Joke of the Day
"When do hamburgers most enjoy watching TV? During PRIME time!"
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"My Boss's Name is Richard. I think his last name should be Cranium; because he is a dick head."
"Watching married couples argue in Bed Bath & Beyond is my Game of Thrones."
"These dull kitchen knife jokes just aren't cutting it anymore."
"Why don't Calculus majors throw house parties? Because you should never drink and derive."
"How to decide whether to get A Black PS4 or a White PS4! Well it's really quite simple! It's what you prefer! The Black PS4s run faster however the White PS4s have a better future!"
"Why wouldn't you teach a woman how to ski? Because there's no snow between the kitchen and the bedroom.."
"The frustration I feel untangling my earbuds before I use them never translates into me putting them away neatly when I'm done."
"Why do seagulls fly over the sea, not the bay? If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels :D"
"I bet you think it's funny when... I bet you think it's funny when I have a runny nose. It snot."