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Joke of the Day
"I started working for a company that made hinges It really opened a lot of doors for me"
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"The wife asks her husband -What do you prefer, honey? A smart woman or a beautiful woman? -Neither sweetie, you know I only have eyes for you"
"My doctor told me during my physical that I needed to stop masturbating When i asked him why, he said ""because I'm trying to give you a physical!"""
"Whats a Mexicans Favorite sport? Cross-Crountry"
"My son sounds like a goat when he cries. He's just a little kid."
"Quick Snowden Transition into a woman"
"Couldn't get to the gym and gained a bit of belly fat this semester... I just had too much on my plate."
"Sisters thinking of joining isis are infatuated with i products."
"What do you call a black woman whose had an abortion? A crimefighter"
"Did you all hear Jerry Sandusky is getting a custom ipod touch? It will be known as the itouch kids!"