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Joke of the Day

"I'm trying to stop... I'm trying to stop masturbating. It's really hard."

"Why should you always invite mushrooms to your parties? They're fun guys!"

"I don't trust stairs They're always up to something..."

"Chuck Norris' feet accounted for more damage in 2005 than both the war in Iraq and Hurricane Katrina."

"To follow up on the Java/C# joke... Q: Why did the Java Developer quit his job? A: Because he didn't get arrays."

"What does caravans and women underwear have in common? Both are in the way if you are in a hurry"

"Okay...we've seen the 900 pics of your band. Now show us the the three people in your audience."

"What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? She choked."

"Did you know crocodiles can grow up to 15 feet? But most only have 4 :)"

"What is the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair"