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Joke of the Day
"I saw my brother kiss my uncle today. I'm starting to think he's relatively gay."
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"Long arm of the law Will have different meaning when Trump becomes president"
"Those ""Smoking Kills"" stickers on cigarette packs would be more effective saying ""Smoking Kills Puppies with a power drill covered in bees."""
"Why does the coffee taste like shit? Because it was ground this morning."
"One of America's Longest Running Gags... Trickle-down Economics"
"2016: Trump elected 2018: Border wall completed 2020: Mexico takes Gold, Silver & Bronze in Pole Vault at the Summer Olympics"
"How can you tell if a hippy came to your house? He's still there."
"What do Winnie the Pooh and Attila the Hun have in common? The same middle name."
"When I said ""I'm really good in bed"" I was referring to sleeping. Sorry for the misunderstanding, you can pull your pants up now."
"How many jobs did Speaker Boehner create in the past 4 years as a Speaker? One, when he left."